Why Condoms Are ‘Bad’ For You On Valentine ’s Day

The St . Valentine ’ s Day will be celebrated globally on Sunday , February 14 . The event began as a liturgical celebration of one or more early Christian saints named Valentinus. It is an official feast day in the Anglican Communion , as well as in the Lutheran Church.
The event, also known as the Feast of St Valentine, is a celebration of love observed in many countries around the world . Initially, it was associated with romantic love in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer when the tradition of courtly love flourished in the middle ages.

In the 18th century England, St . Valentine ’ s Day evolved into an occasion in which lovers expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers , offering confectionery and sending greeting cards ( known as ‘ Valentines’).
Anyway, that ’ s all good and well . Let us talk about romance, love , s *x and why wearing a condom can be extremely bad for you on that day.
I was at the doctor’ s clinic the other day with my farting problem . I said to him , “I fart all the time! But the good part is that ‘they’ are silent and they don ’ t smell. So , nobody knows. Ever since I stepped into your clinic, I have farted about 20 times and nobody noticed . ” He gave me some medicine and told me to come after a week .
A week later, I went fuming to his office and said , “ What kind of medicine was that ? Now my farts stink like hell! The good thing is that they are still silent. So , nobody knows I did it. ”
Now, the doctor calmly replied , “Okay , so your nose infection is cleared. Next, I will give you medicine for your ears . ”

Prevention of infection
For those who have ears , please listen carefully. Condoms prevent sexually transmitted infections. You have to wear it before s * xual intercourse and be strict about not allowing bodily fluid from your partner anywhere near your s *x organ. It prevents infections like gonorrhoea , herpes , herpatitis B and C , syphilis and , of course , HIV .
The thing about not using protection is that you risk catching an infection . You risk passing an infection to your partner. Don ’ t forget that our bodies are vastly different and a germ that may be local and friendly to you ( not giving you any symptoms or problems ) may be dangerous to your partner. So , using a condom protects you and your partner.
If you don’ t want to protect yourself, then you are playing the game, ‘Passemon ’ . The sexually transmitted infection trading game ! This game is a new craze that is sweeping bedrooms across nations . Have you got chlamydimander? How about herpesaur ? Or even gonococcus ? Collect and swap them now with your friends!
So , St . Valentine ’s Day is a great time to catch as many infections as possible . It will guarantee a visit to the doctors in March with a nasty urinary tract infection , a cold sore , itchy v ** ina full of smelly discharge, a man- hood clothed with warts and a possible positive HIV test .
The St . Valentine ’ s Day could be the best, most romantic and funniest ever as long as you do not let it go to your head. Lose your heart , but don ’t lose your head . You should be smart and avoid situations that lead to problems when morning comes . Take this case, for example : A chap thought it would be pretty funny putting a pin through all of his best friends’ condoms. It did seem like a good idea at the time. Unfortunately, it seriously backfired when he found out his own wife was pregnant . For the best friend !

Prevention of pregnancy
Wearing a good condom on St . Valentine ’s Day could be an effective way of preventing pregnancy and therefore limiting your chances of having a baby by Christmas. Among the Yoruba , a December baby is rather special and likely to be called , ‘Abiodun ’, just like yours truly .
Studies have suggested that babies born around November and December are better behaved and more intelligent than those born in the summer months.
Scientists at both Harvard and Queensland ( Australia ) universities took a look at the statistics and found that children born in November and December tended to be longer at birth than those born in the summer. By the age of seven , the winter - born kids were heavier , taller , and had larger head circumference than their peers . This means that if you want to give birth to an astronaut or a rocket scientist, ditch the condom in February and March . Also , ensure your partner stops taking contraceptive pills from now . No point climbing two mountains in one night .

NB: The morning after pill is currently the safest way to prevent pregnancy after unprotected s * xual intercourse or contraception failure , with low incidence of side effects . It is very unlikely that you will have any serious or long -term side effects after taking it. If you do want to prevent having a December baby, then rush to your local chemist on Monday 15 and get ‘Postinor ’ .
By deolu